THINGS THAT ARE METAL

THINGS THAT ARE METAL
1. TOILETS
2. Disease
3. PUKING
4. Drunkenness
5. Drunken Sex
6. Angry Sex
7. Skulls
8. Fire
9. Blowjobs
10. Guns
11. Whiskey
12. Satanism
13. Scalping
14. Leather (black)
15. Axes
16. Fuck it, weaponry in general
17. BLOOD
18. WARHAMMER
19. WOLVES
20. ICE
21. BEARS (polar)
22. Norway / Iceland
23. Swamps
24. Vikings
25. Nazis
26. Wizards
27. Trolls
28. Titans
29. Barbarians
30. Orcs
31. Cannibalism
32. Gory stuff
33. Murder
34. Spikes
35. Shrapnel
36. Industrial accidents
37. Murder-suicide
38. Prison
39. Sodomy
40. Spanish Inquisition
41. Salem Witch Trials
42. Bikers
43. Rudeness
44. the phrase “Bonecrushing”
45. Necromancers
46. Nuclear Fallout
47. Berserkers
48. Gaping wounds
49. Slaughterhouses
50. Volcanoes
51. Death-toll-based drinking games
52. Burning to death
53. Whips
54. Large canine beasts
55. Dwarves
56. Forced prostitution
57. Sexually Transmitted Diseases
58. Mountains
59. A blizzard
60. Black (color)
61. Pelts
62. Slavery
63. Dungeons
64. Executioner
65. Jailors
66. Hanging/Lynching
67. Beheading
68. Medical Experimentation
69. Insanity
70. Torture
71. Undead
72. Multiple Stab Wounds
73. Human freaks
74. the show “Thundarr the Barbarian”
75. Deserts
76. Death by boner
77. Skeletons
78. Mass graves
79. Khorne
80. Crom
81. Improvised weapons
82. Slow-motion death
83. “Faces of Death” video series
84. Castration
85. Killing cute shit
86. Burning churches
87. Infanticide
88. Tyrannosaurus Rex
89. Velociraptors
90. That part in “the Patriot” where the cannon takes all the dude’s legs off
91. Explosions
92. Explosives
93. Legendary weapons
94. That part in “Kingdom of Heaven” where that guy gets shot in the neck with a crossbow and gets back up
95. Mandatory abortions
96. Falling in acid
97. Chasing down fleeing people
98. Burning oil
99. Cavemen
100. Swarms of sewer rats
101. Natural disasters
102. Marines from the movie “Aliens”
103. Flaying
104. Smashing rocks
105. Cutting of pieces of body with scissors
106. Guillotines
107. Bloody shits
108. Finding body parts in vomit
109. the movie “Roadwarrior”
110. White supremacy
111. Torches
112. Flamethrowers
113. Vietnam
114. Genocide
115. Destroying the environment / ecocide
116. Taking someone’s heart out
117. Faces melting
118. The Rape of Nanking
119. The Holocaust
120. The Black Plague
121. “Apocalyptico”
122. Tomohawks flying into heads
123. Frank Frazetta
124. Death Dealer
125. Slitting throats
126. Flesh-eating viruses
127. Vultures
128. A lot of shit from Indiana Jones
129. Ape attacks
130. Involuntary immolation
131. Ape attacks
132. Involuntary immolation
133. Involuntary breeding programs
134. Nasty wyverns
135. “Golden Axe 2”
136. The game “Legend”
137. Sewers
138. Ratmen
139. Mutants
140. Coprophilia
141. Coprophagia
142. Necrophilia
143. Necrophagia
144. Wild boars
145. Robonocerous
146. Dying cold & alone
147. Antarctica except for penguins
148. the Siege at Waco
149. Jonestown Suicide
150. “Titus Andronicus”
151. Cormac McCarthy
152. Black Lotus
153. the scene in “Beavis & Butthead Do America” where they take hallucinogens
154. Dattura
155. Cthulhu
156. Diablo
157. Diablo II
158. Sexy Daemonettes
159. Dwarf Fortress
160. Big scaly demons
161. Arena combat
162. Burning effigies
163. Not voting
164. Very bloody revolutions
165. Weapon dealers
166. Third-World Countries
167. Ancient Egypt
168. Eating testicles like grapes
169. Scavenging
170. The Black Knight
171. A coffin made of amps
172. Bone horses
173. Bone warriors
174. Devil from “Fantasia”
175. Festering
176. Writhing maggots
177. The burn ward
178. Scorpions
179. Mortal Kombat
180. Scorpion from Mortal Kombat
181. Dragging across field by nipples
182. Vengeance
183. Infant field goal
184. Machiavelli
185. Nailing intestines to a post and making person run around post
186. Drowning in blood
187. Drowning in piss
188. Acid piss
189. Wearing someone’s skin
190. Muscle cars
191. Black holes
192. Curb-stomping
193. Chainsaws
194. Compound fractures
195. Forced showing of disgusting pornography
196. Goatse’ing your dad
197. Glass in the ass
198. Nurgle
199. Eyeball (out of socket)
200. Satan
201. Sewing flesh
202. Blinding someone
203. Glorious death
204. Riding to battle
205. Landmines
206. Mustard gas
207. Snapping dicks
208. The sound/feeling of bone hitting cement
209. Smashing a bottle on someone
210. Dark magic
211. Aztecs
212. Grapeshot
213. Rape-murder
214. Being frozen in a block of ice and then being smashed
215. Battle cry
216. Meat hooks
217. Bleakness
218. Agony
219. Bloodlust
220. Fitzcarraldo
221. Aguirre: The Wrath of God
222. Blending someone’s hand/face/junk
223. Smashing someone’s face into a grill

That's 223 things, which if you multiply it by 3 (the number of Satan's heads) = 666.
If you want to randomly generate a Metal Thing, you need to get 1 six-sided dice and two ten-sided dice.  Roll them thusly:
Six-Sided Dice:
1 - 2: 0
3 - 4: 1
5 - 6: 2
This will be the hundreds place.

Ten-sided 1:
Tens place

Ten-sised 2:
Ones place