MENU AT THE “FROTHING GHOUL” INN (MONSTERS & MONSTER-FOLK WELCOME)

MENU AT THE “FROTHING GHOUL” INN (MONSTERS & MONSTER-FOLK WELCOME)
GAMBLING, GRUMBLING, and GAMBOLING offered on Premises
THE CELLAR GATORS ARE CURRENTLY: RAVENOUS
- Ale
- Blood (from bloodbeasts held in the basement.  Bloodbeast resembles a giant swollen tick with no legs or eyes.  Their blood is considered inferior in taste to human by most vampiric or carnivorous creatures but it is considered impolitic to serve human blood in human-predominant areas)
- Fungus grog
- Purple Death
- Spine-Cracker (served with floating moss) (WARNING not recommended for those of Sinferior  constitution.  Known to cause nervous system failure.  Drinker beware)
- A snifter of Dream-Wift
WARNING this establishment is frequented by pick-pockets.  Please keep close hold on all possessions, staff assumes no liability
WARNING ATTENTION ALL PICKPOCKETS - YOUR LIVES ARE FORFEIT in our efforts to control the growing pickpocket issue we have recently allowed a vampire to  inhabit the attic.  Please be aware & do not open the attic under any circumstances Thank You - the Staff

FOOD
- Triceratops flank steak
- Horse stomach stuffed with brains & testicles
- Suckling roasted giant spider au jour
- Auntie Slim’s Slime porridge (for the destitute, penny-pinchers and masochists) (Brought to you by Auntie Slim; “Mm!  It’s sustenance!”)
- Fricesed Land-Octopus - NO LONGER AVAILABLE due to the Great Octopi Embargo
- The Eggs of the Oracle Snail
- Complimentary bread

DRINK RECIPES that you can make at home!

A. The ARAGORN, son of ARATHORN

Mix equal parts RED GRAPEFRUIT JUICE (to represent the blood of men) and ORANGE JUICE (to represent the sun setting in the West) and VODKA (to get you drunk).  Stir with a cocktail sword and serve in a Lord of the Rings collectible goblet like the one i have

B. The MAI THAI MR MIYAGI
Mix 3 parts V8 Tropical Splash to 1 part Vodka.  Stir with a q-tip - wax on?  your choice!

WELCOME TO KOS

KOS

the Common Weather in Kos

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1 - Light, drizzling rain whips across the plains.  Dense mist in the lowlands and uplands.  Wending sleeves of fog through the forest, with intermittent showers
 2 - Wretched downpour.  Thankfully shortlived
3 - Sun burns coldly in a cobalt sky.  Scudding, flat, piled cloud formations.  Moon grins wickedly
4 - Sun beats down with oppressive intensity.  No shade to be found.  Tiny clouds move erratically
5 - A cool wind whips errant leaves.  Scents are brought from far locales and distant climes
6. Whipping rain out of a breathless, overcast sky.  Sun shines brightly through the clouds.
7. Clouds stacked pile upon pile in the distance by the mountains, in endless rank and formation.  Nearby, scalding, soaring sun
8. Greenish sort of mist & rain.  Pale, golden light filtered through the clouds like a sieve
9. Umbral gloom.  Howling, echoing wind.  Occasional shafts of light.
10. ???

This Blog Has Been Inactive

Since roughly October or December of last year.  I was busy being a firefighter out in the woods and never had internet connection and so never posted anything.  All that is about to change.