MENU AT THE “FROTHING GHOUL” INN (MONSTERS & MONSTER-FOLK WELCOME)
GAMBLING, GRUMBLING, and GAMBOLING offered on Premises
THE CELLAR GATORS ARE CURRENTLY: RAVENOUS
- Ale
- Blood (from bloodbeasts held in the basement. Bloodbeast resembles a giant swollen tick with no legs or eyes. Their blood is considered inferior in taste to human by most vampiric or carnivorous creatures but it is considered impolitic to serve human blood in human-predominant areas)
- Fungus grog
- Purple Death
- Spine-Cracker (served with floating moss) (WARNING not recommended for those of Sinferior constitution. Known to cause nervous system failure. Drinker beware)
- A snifter of Dream-Wift
WARNING this establishment is frequented by pick-pockets. Please keep close hold on all possessions, staff assumes no liability
WARNING ATTENTION ALL PICKPOCKETS - YOUR LIVES ARE FORFEIT in our efforts to control the growing pickpocket issue we have recently allowed a vampire to inhabit the attic. Please be aware & do not open the attic under any circumstances Thank You - the Staff
FOOD
- Triceratops flank steak
- Horse stomach stuffed with brains & testicles
- Suckling roasted giant spider au jour
- Auntie Slim’s Slime porridge (for the destitute, penny-pinchers and masochists) (Brought to you by Auntie Slim; “Mm! It’s sustenance!”)
- Fricesed Land-Octopus - NO LONGER AVAILABLE due to the Great Octopi Embargo
- The Eggs of the Oracle Snail
- Complimentary bread
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