EUPHEMISMS for ALCOHOL(s)
BEER - euphemism depends on the method of delivery. most are readily known; "tall boy", "cold one", etc
Budweiser - Red Can
Coors - no euphemism, but you pronounce it "kurrs"
Miller High Life - Mother's Milk
PBR - Hippy Piss, Blue Can
WINE - fartwater, French Piss, Grape Juice Plus
CHAMPAGNE - fizzy fartwater, Grape Juice Plus Plus
LIQUOR - booze (functions as both noun + verb; "let's booze"), hooch (hooch is also a verb, but it means to huddle up)
Whiskey - the Curse, the Creature (a shot is called a "drop", a bottle is called a "tipple")
Rum - Grog
Gin - Christmas Juice
Tequila - Hero Sauce
Vodka - "Bloody Mary, No Fruit"
some other handy euphemisms:
Demeaning Terms for Men, in order of most demeaning to least demeaning:
a nickname can be a sign of respect or contempt, depending on the nickname. usually nicknames involve a play on or mispronunciation of the dude's last name. For example, a guy named "Shepherd" could be called "Sherbert" (insulting), or "Sheep-Dog" (respectful). A guy named "Ottman" could be called "Autumn" (insulting) or "The Ott-Man" (respectful).
Demeaning Terms for Women, in order of most demeaning to least demeaning
Filthy (noun) also: Filthy Filly, Suzy Rottencrotch
girl nicknames work on the same principle as boy nicknames, but for some reason you normally use the girl's first name rather than her last name
EUPHEMISMS for OTHER THINGS
MRE: Rat (as in "Aw, Rats!" and also because it is sorta the same size / color as a large rat), Brick (as in "I got some bricks, who wants to shit one?"). some people also call them "Mister E", as a play on the acronym MRE and also to indicate that the contents are a mystery.
Dip: snuff, chew, dip, lid, can
Snuff (the kind you snort): Brown-Brown
MRE Coffee: Type (apparently back in the day it was labeled Type 1 or Type 2 depending on the flavor. it isn't any more, but some of the bug juice powder is. generally these are collected by the crew, and then when 20 or 30 have been acquired, they are mixed together in a bottle and passed around to the crew. one swallow is sometimes enough to make people shit themselves)
Urinate: Water Down
Drink: Water Up
Firefighting apparel: Green & Yellow
Helmet: Bullard (they are made by the Bullard Company)
Rain Jacket: flap
Sleeping Bag: fart sack
Port-a-Potty: Blue Room